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Age Of Empires 2:The
Age Of Kings
Animated Gif's
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These Are Tons Of Sound Clips And Songs From
One Of The Funniest Movies Of All Time! Enjoy!
| Monty Python
and the Holy Grail Sounds and Songs |
| Description |
Size |
| Scene 1 |
| Who goes there?
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons,
defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! |
28K |
| Pull the other one! |
4K |
| We have ridden
the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at
Camelot. |
16K |
| You've got two
empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. |
10K |
| Where'd you get
the coconut? We found them. Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical! What do you
mean? Well, this is a temperate zone. |
22K |
| Wait a minute --
supposing two swallows carried it together? No, they'd have to have it on a line. Well,
simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! |
24K |
| Are you
suggesting coconuts migrate? |
8K |
| Are you
suggesting coconuts migrate? Not at all, they could be carried. What, a swallow carrying a
coconut? It could grip it by the husk. It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a
simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut |
48K |
| Listen, in order
to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second,
right? Please! Am I right? I'm not interested! |
30K |
| Will you ask
your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! But then of course African swallows
are not migratory. Oh, yeah... |
24K |
| Scene 2 |
| Bring out your
dead!! Bring out your dead!! |
16K |
| Naaah, I got to go
on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today. |
9K |
| I'm not dead! |
5K |
| he says he's not
dead! Yes, he is. I'm not! He isn't? Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. |
13K |
| I'm getting
better!!! No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment |
8K |
| I feel fine!
Oh, do us a favor... I can't. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be
long. |
15K |
| I don't want to go
on the cart!!! Ohh, don't be such a baby!! |
10K |
| You're not
foolin' anyone you know |
5K |
| I feel happy!!
I feel happy!! (thud) |
14K |
| Who's that then?
I don't know. Must be a king. Why? He hasn't got shit all over him. |
16K |
| Scene 3 |
| Old Woman!
Man!!! Man, sorry |
9K |
| If there's ever
going to be any progress....Dennis!!! There's some lovely filth down here |
11K |
| But all the
decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting |
13K |
| I'm 37, I'm not
old!! |
7K |
| By hanging on to
outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our
society |
17K |
| And how did you
get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!! |
9K |
| Well I can't just
call you 'man'. Well, you could say 'Dennis'. Well, I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? |
16K |
| I did say sorry
about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked-- What I object to is that you
automatically treat me like an inferior |
16K |
| How do you do,
good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. King of the who? The Britons! |
17K |
| That's what it's
all about if only people would-- Please, please good people, I am in haste!! |
12K |
| By a simple
majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- |
9K |
| No one lives
there. Then who is your Lord? We don't have a lord |
10K |
| Help! Help! I'm
being repressed!! |
6K |
| I didn't know
we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective. |
9K |
| Well, 'ow did
you become king then? |
5K |
| strange women
lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
14K |
| I mean, if I
went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a
scimitar at me they'd put me away! |
17K |
| Well you can't
expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! |
16K |
| I order you to
be quiet!!! |
5K |
| Oh! Come and
see the violence inherent in the system! |
6K |
| King of the
who?? |
4K |
| Who are the
Britains?? |
4K |
| We're an
anarchosyndaclist commune. |
6K |
| You're fooling
yourself, we're living in a dictatorship |
8K |
| I am your
King!! Well I didn't vote for you!! |
8K |
| That's what I'm
on about |
4K |
| Bloody
peasant!!!!! |
3K |
| Now we see the
violence inherent in the system!! |
6K |
| A
self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- Oh there you go, bringing class
into it again. |
16K |
| Oh, what a give
away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? |
6K |
| The Lady of the
Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry
Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! |
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| Scene 4 |
| You fight with
the strength of many men, Sir Knight. |
8K |
| I'll bite your
legs off!! |
5K |
| What are you going
to do, bleed on me? |
5K |
| None shall
pass. |
6K |
| 'Tis but a
scratch.Your arm's off!!! No it isn't |
11K |
| Look, you stupid
bastard, you've got no arms left. Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound. |
16K |
| I move for no
man!! |
11K |
| Come on you pansy! |
5K |
| Oh, I see,
running away, eh? |
8K |
| All right,
we'll call it a draw |
5K |
| Victory is
mine!! |
4K |
| You're a looney!! |
3K |
| Chicken! Look,
I'll have your leg. Right! [whop] |
13K |
| You yellow
bastard!! Come back here and take what's coming to you!! |
12K |
| Scene 5 |
| The Monks
Chanting and Thwapping Themselves |
56K |
| Did you dress
her up like this? No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit. She has got a wart. |
20K |
| She Turned me into
a newt. A Newt? I got better |
15K |
| what do you do
with witches? Burn! Burn, burn them up! And what do you burn apart from witches? More
witches! Wood! So, why do witches burn? [pause] B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Good! |
48K |
| We have found a
witch, may we burn her? |
6K |
| What also floats
in water? Bread! Apples! Uh, very small rocks! |
16K |
| I'm not a
witch, I'm not a witch!! |
8K |
| They dressed me
up like this. No we didn't! No! No! And this isn't my nose, it's a false one! |
14K |
| Well, we did do
the nose. The nose? And the hat -- but she is a witch! |
11K |
| So, how do we
tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her!! |
13K |
| A duck! Exactly!
So, logically... If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood? And therefore? A
witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! |
47K |
| Right, remove
the supports! [whop] [creak] A witch! A witch! It's a fair cop. Burn her! Burn her! |
32K |
| The wise Sir
Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were
soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the
Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor,who had
nearly stood up to the viscious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at
the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together
they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the
Knights of the Round Table. |
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| Scene 6 |
| And that, my
liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir
Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. Oh,
certainly, sir. |
28K |
| Camelot! Camelot!!
Camelot!!! It's only a model. Shhhh!! |
14K |
| The Knights at
Camelot singing the entire 'Knights of the Round Table' song |
155K |
| On second thought,
let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place |
9K |
| Scene 7 |
| Arthur! Arthur,
King of the Britons! |
17K |
| Good idea oh
Lord! Of course it's a good idea!!!! |
8K |
| Every time I
try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. |
16K |
| I'm averting my
eyes, oh Lord. Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing. Now
knock it off! Yes, Lord. |
22K |
| That is your
purpose Arthur, the quest for the Holy Grail! |
28K |
| Scene 8 |
| Who's castle
is this? This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard! |
15K |
| He says they've
already got one. Are you sure he's got one? Oh yes, it's very nice!! |
16K |
| Go and tell
your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest |
16K |
| I'm French!! Why
do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king? |
14K |
| What are you doing
in England?? Mind your own business!!! |
8K |
| I blow my nose
at you so called Arthur King, you and all your silly English kniggits. |
22K |
| You don't
frighten us English pigdogs!! |
10K |
| What a strange
person |
5K |
| I don't want to
talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! |
16K |
| Go and boil your
bottom sons of a silly person!!! |
12K |
| I fart in your
general direction!! |
8K |
| Now go away or I
shall taunt you a second time. |
10K |
| Your mother was
a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. |
13K |
| Runaway!!
Runaway!! |
8K |
| Ah, this one is
for your mother!! |
6K |
| Fetche lavache!
Quoi? Fetche lavache! [moo] |
13K |
| The Frenchmen's
raspberry |
11K |
| Who leaps out?
Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, and and uh.... Ohhhhhhh |
24K |
| Scene 9 |
| Pictures for
Schools, take 8. Action! Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King
Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Arthur
became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to
be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights,
decided that they should separate, and search for the Grail individually. Now, this is
what they did-- [clop clop] [An unknown knight rides in and kills the narrator] Greg! |
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| Scene 10 |
| Alright,alright,
we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits |
10K |
| Quick, get the
sword out, I want to cut his head off!! |
6K |
| Oh, cut your own
head off! Yes, do us all a favor! |
9K |
| Sir Robin meets
the 3-headed knight (part 1) |
75K |
| Sir Robin meets
the 3-headed knight (part2) |
99K |
| Robins minstrel
sings the Brave Sir Robin Song |
120K |
| Robins minstrel
sings the Brave Sir Robin Ran Away Song |
54K |
| In that case I
shall have to kill you |
5K |
| Oh, I don't
think so. |
4K |
| Yapping on all
the time. You're lucky, you're not next to him. What do you mean? You snore. Oh I don't --
anyway, you've got bad breath. Well its only because you don't brush my teeth. Oh stop
bitching and let's go have tea. |
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| Yes. Oh, but not
biscuits. All right all right not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway. Right! He buggered
off. |
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| Scene 12 |
| He knows of a
cave, a cave which no man has entered. |
14K |
| There is much
danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever
crossed. |
24K |
| Ah, hee he he
ha! And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the grail? Ha ha he he he he! |
26K |
| Seek you the
Bridge of Death. The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Grail? Hee hee ha ha!
| Scene 13 |
| Ni!! |
2K |
| We are the
keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nuu-wom! Nuu-wom! |
21K |
| We shall say Ni
again to you, if you do not appease us |
13K |
| We want... a
shrubbery! [dramatic chord] A what? |
18K |
| Knights of
Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ow! Ni! Ni! Ow! Ni! |
29K |
| We are the
knights who say.....ni!! |
9K |
| Who are you? We are
the Knights who say Ni!! No, not the Knights who say Ni!! The Same!! |
26K |
| O Knights of
Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. One that looks nice! Of
course. And not too expensive! Yes. Now go!! |
29K |
| Scene 14 |
| One day lad,
all this will be yours. What, the curtains? No, not the curtains lad |
15K |
| But mother --
Father, lad, father!! |
7K |
| But I don't
want any of that.... |
6K |
| Stop that, stop
that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. |
9K |
| Listen, Alice..
Herbert! Herbert.. |
7K |
| We live in a
bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get. |
9K |
| I've built this
kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. The king said I was
daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank
into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third
one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.
An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest castle in these islands. |
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| She's got
huge....tracts of land |
9K |
| And no singing!
[hic] Oh, and go and get a glass of water |
10K |
| Scene 15 |
| [thunk] Message
for you sir.... |
8K |
| To whoever
finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my
will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle.
At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy
Grail! |
62K |
| Brave, brave
Concorde! You shall not have died in vain! Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir. Well, you
shall not have been mortally wounded in vain! Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir.
Oh, I see. |
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| I will send help
as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh)
Idiom, sir? Idiom! |
27K |
| I'll-uh, I'll
just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. |
13K |
| Scene 16 |
| Oh fair one,
behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I have come to take...oh, I'm terribly
sorry. You got my note!! Well, I got a note. You've come to rescue me. Well no, you see,
ahhh..... I knew someone would!! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone
(music starts)... Stop that!!! Stop it!!! Stop it!! Who are you? I'm your son! No, not
you!! I'm Sir Lancelot sir. He's come to rescue me father. Well, let's not jump to
conclusions. Did you all the guards? Ahhhh, oh, yes |
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| You only killed the
bride's father, that's all. Well, I really didn't mean to.Didn't mean to?! You put your
sword right through his head! Oh dear, is he alright? |
19K |
| You killed eight
wedding guests in all! Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. I can
understand that. |
15K |
| Pretty nice
castle, Camelot. Uh, pretty good pig country.... Is it? Hurry, I'm ready! |
19K |
| Um, I think when
I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away. Oh, don't worry about
that. Oooh! (Herbert falls out the window) [splat] |
18K |
| Scene 17 |
| Oh, bloody hell. |
3K |
| He's killed the
best man! |
6K |
| He killed my
auntie!! Please, please, this is supposed to be a happy occasion |
18K |
| Let's not bicker
and argue about who killed who. |
11K |
| For, since the
tragic death of her father-- He's not quite dead! Since the near fatal wounding of her
father-- He's getting better! For, since her own father... who, when he seemed about to
recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him,-- [guards kill her father] [ugh]
Oh, he's died! |
66K |
| And I want his
only daughter to look upon me as her own dad, in a very real, and legally binding sense |
21K |
| Look, the
dead prince! He's not quite dead |
18K |
| You fell out of
the Tall Tower, you creep!! No, I was saved at the last minute. How?! |
18K |
| Quickly sir,
come this way. No, it's not right for my idiom. I must escape more ... <sigh>
Dramatically sir! Dramatically!! |
25K |
| Excuse me, could
uhh, could somebody give me a push? |
6K |
| Scene 18 |
| Old crone! Is
there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?[dramatic chord] Who sent you?
The Knights who say Ni! Argh, no!! |
44K |
| If you do not
tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... `Ni!'.
Agh! Do your worst! |
27K |
| Ni! No! Never!
No shrubs!! |
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| Noo!!!! |
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| Noo! Noo! No no no
no, it's not that, it's ni! Noo! No no, ni! You're not doing it properly. Noo! Ni! Thats's
it, that's it, you've got it! |
22K |
| Are you saying
'ni' to that old woman? Um, yes. Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can
say `ni' at will to old ladies. |
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| I am a shrubber.
My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. |
17K |
| Even those who
arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in
history. |
14K |
| There is a
pestilence upon this land |
6K |
| Scene 19 |
| Knights of Ni,
we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? It is a good shrubbery. I like the
laurels particularly. But there is one small problem... |
27K |
| another
shrubbery! |
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| Not another
shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this
shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running
down the middle. |
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| Icky icky icky icky
kapang zoop boing |
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| you must cut
down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! [dramatic chord] |
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| Cut down a tree
with a herring? |
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| My liege, it's
Sir Robin!(singing): Packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing about Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge Oh, Robin!
My liege! It's good to see you! Aaaaugh! He said the word! Surely you've not given up your
quest for the Holy Grail? (singing): He is sneaking away and buggering off- Shut up! |
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| No, it is far
from-- Aaaaugh! Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! Oh, stop it! Aaaaugh! Oh! He said it again!
Patsy! Wait! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again! |
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| In the frozen
land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
Yay! |
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| Summer changed
back into Winter. And Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into
Autumn. |
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| And so Arthur and
Bedevere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man
had spoken in Scene 24. |
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| Scene 20 |
| What manner of
man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder? I am an enchanter! By what
name are you known? There are some who call me ... Tim! Greetings, Tim the enchanter.
Greetings King Arthur! |
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| You seek the
Holy Grail! |
9K |
| You know much that
is hidden, O Tim. Quite. |
9K |
| Yes, we're,
we're looking for the Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail. Yeah, It is, yes, yup,
yup, yeah hmm. |
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| Uh, so, uh,
anything you can do to, uh, to help, would be... very... helpful... |
26K |
| A grail?? |
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| To the north
there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannorg -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the
very living rock, the last words of Ulfin Bedweer of Rheged [boom] make plain the last
resting place of the most Holy Grail. |
50K |
| Death awaits you
all with nasty big pointy teeth |
13K |
| What an
eccentric performance |
5K |
| Scene 21 |
| Behold the cave
of Caerbannog! |
16K |
| Right! Keep me
covered. What with? Just keep me covered. |
14K |
| What, behind
the rabbit? It is the rabbit! |
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| You silly sod!!! |
5K |
| Why, it's no
ordinary rabbit.That's the most foul, cruel bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. |
18K |
| You tit! I soiled
my armor I was so scared! |
10K |
| that rabbit's
got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Get stuffed!!! |
14K |
| What's he do?
Nibble your bum? |
5K |
| He's got huge
sharp --- He can leap about --- Look at the bones!! |
17K |
| It'll do you
up a treat, mate! Oh yeah?? You mangy Scot's git! |
12K |
| One rabbit
stew comin' right up! Look! [squeak] Aaaugh! [chord] |
20K |
| Jesus Christ!!! |
5K |
| How many did we
lose? Gawain... Ector. And Bors . That's five. Three, sir. Three. |
14K |
| And we'd better
not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite.Would it help to confuse it if we
run away more? Shut up, and go and change your armor! |
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| I warned you, but
did you listen to me? Ohh, no,you,no, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? |
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| Runaway!!
Runaway!! |
8K |
| Shut up, and go
and change your armor |
6K |
| We have the
Holy Handgrenade |
5K |
| Consult the book of
armaments. |
5K |
| Oh Lord, bless
this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou may blow Thy enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy. |
20K |
| 'First shalt
thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt
thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five
is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall
snuff it.' |
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| One! Two! Five!!
Three Sir!! Three!!! |
10K |
| Scene 22 |
| '... the Castle
of uuggggggh'. What is that? He must have died while carving it. |
22K |
| Look, if he was
dying he wouldn't bother to carve "Arrrrgggggggghhhhhhh", he'd just say it! |
14K |
| Perhaps he was
dictating. Oh, shut up. |
7K |
| Isn't there a
Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall? No, that's Saint Ives. Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives. Iiiiives. |
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| Oooohoohohooo!
No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh. No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise
and alarm. Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh! Yes, but I-- Aaaaagh! |
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| [roar] It's the
legendary Black Beast of aaaaaaaaagh!! |
11K |
| As the
horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless.
When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. [ulk] The cartoon peril was no
more. The Quest for Holy Grail could continue. |
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| Scene 23 |
| There it is!!!
The Bridge of Death!! |
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| He asks each
traveller five questions-- Three questions. Three questions. He who answers the five
questions-- Three Questions. Three questions may cross in safety. What if you get a
question wrong? Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Oh, I won't go. |
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| Good luck,
brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you. |
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| Stop! Who would
cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he
see. |
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| Ask me the
questions bridgekeeper, I am not afraid. |
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| What is your
name? My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. |
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| What is your
favorite color? |
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| Right, off you
go. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much |
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| What is your
name? Sir Robin of Camelot. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the
capital of Assyria? I don't know that! Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! |
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| What is your
favorite color? Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh! Heh heh. |
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| What is the
airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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| What do you
mean, an African or a European swallow? |
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| (Bridgekeeper) What? I don't know
that! Auuuuuuuugh! |
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| How do you know
so much about swallows? |
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| Well, you have
to know these things when you're a King you know |
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| Scene 24 |
| Almighty God,
we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy-[twong baaaa] Jesus Christ!
'Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you
know! |
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| I one more time-a
unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! |
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| I wave my
private parts at your aunties!!! |
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| you cheesy lot
of second hand electric donkey bottom biters. |
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| No chance,
English bed-wetting types |
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| You tiny brained
wipers of other people's bottoms |
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| We fire arrows
into the tops of your head and make castanets out of your testicles already |
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| The Frenchmen's
raspberry |
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| And now, remain
gone illegitimate-faced buggerfolk! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time,
you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kniggets! |
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| French persons!
Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged. |
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| The Theme from
the Intermission |
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